i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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