Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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