Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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