Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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