Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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