I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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