I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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