too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize