He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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