he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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