Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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