I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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