I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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