This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Your cock deserves a montage
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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