i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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