I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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