nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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