# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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