Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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