guys are not supposed to queef...right?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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