It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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