sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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