He kissed a someone with a penis
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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