So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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