I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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