shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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