BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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