is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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