i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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