D3 body, D1 cock
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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