Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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