Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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