she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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