The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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