I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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