there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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