I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice