she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.