Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE