Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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