Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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