I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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