areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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