They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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