I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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