I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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