Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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