I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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