wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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