Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I CAN MOONWALK!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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