Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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