We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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