it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
