she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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