all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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