I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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