I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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