Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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