Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
false alarm, still single
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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